Poem in The North #70 – ‘Invigilator Slater’

I’m delighted to be in another issue, of The North, for my money Britain’s best poetry journal. My poem is below.

The issue also contains poems by Ian McMillan, Pascale Petit, Kathy Pimlott, Ruth Sharman, Paul Stephenson, Maria Taylor, Pam Thompson and many other poets I admire. Details of this and other issues, and of subscription rates, can be found on the Poetry Business website, here.

*

Invigilator Slater


I fail the first O-level Physics paper
      with over an hour to spare.

Ball-bearings rain bashes the corrugated-iron
      roof of the Nissen-hut gym. 

I take Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
      from my pocket, and Mr Slater,

our English teacher, baby-giraffes his corduroy-
      jacketed six-feet-eight between

Gorgeous-George-the-caretaker’s neat lines of desks
      to whisper, ‘Betcha don’t finish it.’

Published by


Responses

  1. Mat Riches Avatar
    Mat Riches

    Hello sir, I have my copy of the North on the bedside table ready for starting tonight, so I look forward to this….NB have had to skip the bulk of your post to be able to read the poem in situ.

    1. Matthew Paul Avatar
      Matthew Paul

      Cheers, Mat.

  2. Nell Nelson Avatar
    Nell Nelson

    Lovely. And DID you finish it?

    1. Matthew Paul Avatar
      Matthew Paul

      As they used to say in The Prisoner, that would be telling

      1. Nell Nelson Avatar
        Nell Nelson

        OK, number six.

Leave a comment